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Things I Have Recently Learned 1. Just because a shampoo and… 
1st-Dec-2006 08:29 pm
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Things I Have Recently Learned

1. Just because a shampoo and conditioner are a crazy blue color and they smell like candy does not mean that they won't make your hair look kick ass. 'Cause they make my hair look damn good.

2. It's ok to paint your walls over(and over and over) until you get a look you like. There is no shame in re-do's.

3. If you leave a wonderfully smelling body wash in the shower, it will get used by anyone curious enough to smell the bottle, including strangers.

4. Be careful, because you might just get mono. That's right, I have mono. Those who are planning to taunt me(who haven't done so already) I will kiss you, insuring that I shove as much saliva into your mouth as possible so that you also can suffer. Sound disgusting? Good, cause it will be.
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2nd-Dec-2006 06:14 am (UTC)
Dude, that sucks. I thought I had mono a couple weeks ago but I didn't. The doc said it's going around hardcore.

Hope you feel better soon!
3rd-Dec-2006 08:44 pm (UTC)
I totally just found your birth certificate in a pile of garbage and junk mail....
2nd-Dec-2006 10:20 am (UTC)
If you kiss me at work, would that be sexual harassment?
4th-Dec-2006 05:30 pm (UTC)
Janice, you ho! I cant believe you have mono.
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