1. Just because a shampoo and conditioner are a crazy blue color and they smell like candy does not mean that they won't make your hair look kick ass. 'Cause they make my hair look damn good.
2. It's ok to paint your walls over(and over and over) until you get a look you like. There is no shame in re-do's.
3. If you leave a wonderfully smelling body wash in the shower, it will get used by anyone curious enough to smell the bottle, including strangers.
4. Be careful, because you might just get mono. That's right, I have mono. Those who are planning to taunt me(who haven't done so already) I will kiss you, insuring that I shove as much saliva into your mouth as possible so that you also can suffer. Sound disgusting? Good, cause it will be.